Beyonce: The Essence of a Natural African Woman

Written by John (the other John).

Beyonce is one of the most famous all-around African performers on the globe (whether a singer, dancer, and songwriter). She is also very publicly proud of her cultural heritage, which in turn makes her a role model for all African people. And to any of you f’n racists out there who do not know of her, let me tell you exactly who she is:

• The blonde-haired
• Light-skinned female, with
• A perfectly chiseled Caucasian nose, with
• Breast implants,
• Fake eyelashes,
• Painted on eyebrows,
• Wearing a large amount of make-up and
• Skin-lightener, and

Who is a billionaire with her husband. Indeed, the essence of a natural African woman, who can relate to the everyday problems that us average folk have to deal with on a daily basis.

Photo: Larry Busacca/Getty Images.