The Power of that Dirty Smelly Dick

Written by John (the other John).

Despite all the news that we are hearing, one noticeable story is mostly ignored by the news outlets. The news today is focused on the historical significance of the US having the first woman, black, Asian to becoming Vice-President. A true rags to riches story, of a poor girl who went to college, law school, District Attorney, California Attorney General, US Senator, and now Vice-President elect. This is evidence of the true American Dream that anyone from any background can become successful with hard work. Or does it?

One significant part of the story that is absent is just how this person earned all of these positions. Was it her work that was hard, or was it something else that was hard that gave her success. But let us talk of her hard work first, whether she was on her knees, or on her back, or on all fours, it was that dirty smelly dick that made her howl at the moon that gave her all these job opportunities. And hard work it was, the dick that had the scent of old stale $hit mixed with an ashtray filled with cigarette butts. And with every job given to her, she reciprocated in-kind with her own jobs.

So at this point, you may be wondering who exactly has this dirty dick that hands out jobs with every job given to him. This dirty dick happens to be a Willie, and she most certainly went down on this Brown.

Was all of this worth it? To all the females who are watching this, this role model shows that you may not need brains to get ahead, but instead all you have to do is give a head, and to assume the position for that dirty smelly dick. So the question is, would Kamala have achieved all of the above without this Willie?

Photo: GraniteGrok.com. Edit: PostDiscus