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Woke Aesop

Written by John (the other John).

A certain oppressed Wolf could not get enough to eat because of systemic racism and the watchfulness of the racist Shepherds. But one night he looted a sheep skin that had been cast aside and forgotten. The next day, dressed in the skin, the misgendered Wolf strolled into the pasture with the Sheep. Soon a little honkey Lamb was following him about and was quickly led away to slaughter.

That evening the victimized Wolf entered the fold with the flock. But it happened that the bigoted Shepherd took a fancy for mutton broth that very evening, and, picking up a knife, went to the fold. There the first he laid hands on and killed was the marginalized Wolf. Then BLM and Antifa came to protest peacefully but fiery and burned down the Shephard’s house, and then the FBI and DOJ rounded up all the sheep and arrested them as domestic terrorists.

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