Black Jesus?

Written by John (the other John).

I was watching a news clip today and there was this street pastor who referred to George Floyd as the “Black Jesus”. I generally pay no attention to idiotic statements that people blurt out, but I was quite intrigued due to the sheer stupidity of this one. This huckster of a pastor said that the cop was akin to Pontius Pilate, who had the sole authority on whether Floyd lived or died. And when Floyd died suffering, he died for the salvation of all other blacks who had been sinned upon by whitey.

Now any sane person would be saying right about now “what kind of funky $hit is this bro’ smoking”? Comparing Floyd to Jesus? But for arguments sake, let us compare them:

Jesus: "Love your neighbor and pray for those who persecute you." (Matthew 5:44)
Floyd: “Your money or your life, bitch” (paraphrasing the conversation during the robbery with a firearm against Aracely Henriquez)

Jesus: "He who lives by the sword will die by the sword." (Matthew 26:52)
Floyd: drove to Aracely Henriquez’s home to subdue her during a robbery in 2007; in 2020, he was driving while stoned on fentanyl to commit a crime, then while subdued by cops he died

Jesus: "Thou shalt not steal." (Matthew 19:18)
Floyd: stole, and used counterfeit money

Jesus: "Thou shalt not bear false witness." (Matthew 19:18)
Floyd: “I am claustrophobic, I can’t get in your car” (despite him having just driven in his own car moments before)

Jesus: "If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also." (Matthew 5:39)
Floyd: resisted arrest

Jesus: Demanded nothing for himself. Died without possessions.
Floyd: his family will make millions $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Jesus: According to his followers: Gave his life for others. (John 18:11 and elsewhere)
Floyd: lost his life due to drug use, bad heart condition, and Covid

This is hardly worthy of debate being that this statement was so ignorant, but due to the fraud and misrepresentations by street hustlers and Leftists in the media, government, corporations, etc…, there will become a movement that will portray this drug addicted gun-toting woman robbing dude as being “Black Jesus”. And because Police Departments are so afraid of losing funding by Leftist Mayors and Governors, and because corporations are so terrified of angering non-whites, they will soon all become devout believers of this religion by worshipping “Black Jesus”.

You are commanded to be generous for the collection tray, then please pass it along to the person next to you! Otherwise, they will bust you up!