Woke Passover


Written by John (he Other John)

In the Book of Exodus 12:12-13, the Lord stated:
On that same night I will pass through Egypt and strike down every firstborn of both people and animals, and I will bring judgment on all the gods of Egypt. I am the Lord.   The blood will be a sign for you on the houses where you are, and when I see the blood, I will pass over you. No destructive plague will touch you when I strike Egypt.
It is in this passage that the Lord stated that he was going to take the life of certain beings, and for those who put a sign (blood) on the front of their home, then he will spare them for the showing of loyalty to him.
In the woke progression and growth of the three Abrahamic Religions:
  • Judaism
  • Christianity
  • Islam
we now add a fourth Abrahamic religion:
  • Black Lives Matter
So as part of the new tradition of re-writing history, let us re-write the above quote with a twist of modern day wokeness:
On that same night I we will pass through Egypt your honkey neighborhood and strike down every firstborn of both people and animals all of you honkeys, and I we will bring judgment on all the gods of Egypt of you cracka’s. I am the Lord. We are Black Lives Matter and Anti-fa   The blood Black Lives Matter logo will be a sign for you on the houses where you are, and when I we see the blood Black Lives Matter logo, I we will pass over you. No destructive plague arson, looting, property damage, threats, intimidation, murder will touch you when I we strike Egypt your honkey neighborhood.
So now you know what to do to remain alive. Unhappy Woke Passover Submission 2021; time to pay up whitey.

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